They seem to be everywhere these days, while I think that the actual percentage per population is the same as it has always been, it is the fact that the population is growing steadily which increases the prevalence of clowns within our society. Being a much more multicultural community than we have been before makes it even more difficult to identify who is and who isn’t a clown and door to door salesman are the biggest of all, from the mullet headed traditional Aussie clown trying to sell ‘brighter’ fluorescent tubes to the fresh off the boat dude clown trying to sell that once and today only never ever to be repeated ‘awesome’ telephone package deal, every bloody day there is a new type of clown(s).
It goes to show that no matter who or where on this planet, there’s always clowns around.
Here at The Art of Stickers we will be implementing a series of measures to deal with these clowns. Our first implementation is a No Clowns sign on the front door of the building (as pictured). As times progress and the flow of clowns increases the series of measures implemented will culminate in a double barrel shotgun (with a ‘No Clowns’ sticker on it of course) being stored behind the desk – shooting a clown once is effective but shooting a clown twice is twice as effective.
Don’t let the clowns bring you down, contact us and order the No Clown sticker from us today!